Think........

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile..

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

9. May be God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?

Hardly anyone I know ! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!

Funny Questions for the Smart

Test for Idiocy


Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?





Let's find out just how clever you really are....







Ready? GO!!!



First Question:



You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?













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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!



Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

But don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?



Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?















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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?





You're not very good at this, are you?















Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.







Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .

Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?









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Did you get 5000 ?



The correct answer is actually 4100.







If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

...Maybe.







Fourth Question:



Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! Name of the fifth daughter?









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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!







Okay, now the bonus round:

I may have sent this one before. I! 'm never sure.











A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

Imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

Expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

Done.











Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

Sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?





















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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple...... Like you!



























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